s-lut:

i would like everyone to meet my life

me in picture forms

(Source: anarchymydear)

me in picture forms

(Source: anarchymydear)

pizzaforpresident:

radiobread29:

I found an iPhone today and I looked through the pictures and realized it belonged to my sassy mailman.

IM SCREAMING 

(Source: pizzaforpresident-moved)

  • My dad: You owe me $35. Find a way to pay me back.
  • Me: Prostitution.
  • Dad: No.
  • Me: Drug trafficking?
  • Dad: No.
  • Me: Pornography?
  • Dad: Forget it.
  • basically my dad loves my humor.

(Source: booyouwhorecrux)

mamaflockaflame:

logic shows itself in many ways

  • my mom: hannah montana balances a double life and you can't even do the dishes

epitomeofgreatness:

People who pour the milk before the cereal are the same people getting cyber bullied.

(Source: q-ueer)

(Source: niknak79)